正文 第九百六十八章--盗圣之名

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    “        滚        滚        长        江        东        逝        水        ,        浪        花        淘        尽        真        英        雄        。        江        湖        豪        杰        千        千        万        ,        到        底        谁        人        称        雄                ”

    又        到        了        杨        鸿        儒        的        评        书        时        间        ,        又        到        了        杨        鸿        儒        日        常        挖        坑        的        时        候        。        七        侠        镇        周        围        的        镇        民        已        经        养        成        了        定        时        听        故        事        的        习        惯        ,        而        且        也        习        惯        了        杨        鸿        儒        各        种        挖        坑        不        填        的        恶        劣        行        径        。

    这        不                天        龙        八        部        说        了        一        半        的        杨        鸿        儒        又        换        回        目        了

    “        今        天        我        们        说        点        离        得        近        的                                自        古        以        来        啊        ,        侠        和        盗        都        密        不        可        分        。        而        当        今        江        湖        最        负        盛        名        的        大        盗        有        两

    位                        一        位        是        有        盗        神        之        称        的        姬        无        命        。        不        过        这        位        姬        无        命        被        咱        们        的        邢        捕        头        给        抓        了                还        有        一        位        依        然        在        江        湖        闯        荡        的        ,        就        是        咱        们        今        天        故        事        的        主        人        公                        盗        圣        ,        白        玉        汤                ”

    本        来        坐        在        门        槛        子        上        嗑        瓜        子        的        老        白        还        乐        乐        呵        呵        地        听        故        事        。        没        想        到        杨        鸿        儒        这        个        不        讲        武        德        的        家        伙        上        来        就        要        讲        盗        圣

    还        能        不        能        当        快        乐        的        小        伙        伴        了                别        人        不        知        道        盗        圣        是        谁        ,        你        特        喵        能        不        知        道        吗

    于        是        老        白        支        棱        起        耳        朵        想        要        听        听        杨        鸿        儒        说        些

    什        么        ,        如        果        这        该        死        的        家        伙        真        的        暴        露        自        己        ,        他        肯        定        会        第        一        时        间                                收        拾        东        西        跑        路

    报        复                拿        啥        报        复

    自        己        最        拿        手        的        就        是        轻        功        和        点        穴

    但        是        和        杨        鸿        儒        一        比        起        来        简        直        就        是        半        斤        八        两                        杨        鸿        儒        是        八        两        黄        金        ,        老        白        是        八        两        废        铁

    “        话        说        这        盗        圣        白        玉        汤        可        是        相        当        了        不        得                先        说        他        这        相        貌        就        和        人        不        一        样                面        冠        如        玉        是        仪        表        堂        堂        ,        唇        红        齿        白        是        一        表        人        才                知        道        的        这        是        劫        富        济        贫        好        侠        盗        ,        不        知        道        的        还        以        为        这

    是        富        贵        人        家        公        子        哥                ”

    这        开        篇        的        彩        虹        屁        给        老        白        拍        得        是        舒        舒        服        服                        这        是        我                这        就        是        我

    “        这        人        呐                光        长        得        好        看        也        不        行        ,        那        是        绣        花        枕        头        棉        花        包        ,        江        湖        儿        女        武        功        很        重        要        啊                作        为        盗        圣        ,        白        玉        汤        的        轻        功        堪        称        天        下        第        二                                ”

    台        下        有        个        哥        们        插        口        问        道                “        先        生                那        天        下        第        一        是        谁        啊                ”

    “        曹        操        啊                说        曹        操        曹        操        就        到                        能        不        快        吗                ”        杨        鸿        儒        乐        乐        呵        呵        地        回        答        。

    台        下        哄        堂        大        笑        。

    杨        鸿        儒        道                “        接        下        来

    ,        我        要        讲        的        就        是        盗        圣        出        道        以        来        的        三        件        奇        案                                这        第        一        件        就        是        九        门        提        督        家        的        御        赐        九        龙        杯                                话        说        这        御        赐        九        龙        杯                                        如        果        有        朋        友        喜        欢        ,        老        杨        可        以        亲        口        说        一        段                ”

    所        谓        一        张        破        桌        说        天        下        ,        两        片        嘴        唇        定        乾        坤                        这        说        书        先        生        能        把        死        的        说        成        活        的        ,        老        白        这        几        件        破        事        儿        在        杨        鸿        儒        的        嘴        里        竟        然        成        了        千        古        未        解        之        悬        案        。

    杨        鸿        儒        的        故        事        一        讲        完        ,        这        家        伙        把        同        福        客        栈        的        伙        计        们        迷        坏        了        。        这        帮        家        伙        都        成        了        盗        圣

    的        粉        丝        了        。

    说        完        书        ,        老        白        悄        咪        咪        地        找        到        杨        鸿        儒                “        你        咋        啥        都        往        外        说        呢                ”

    “        废        物        利        用        嘛                ”        杨        鸿        儒        耿        直        地        道        。

    杨        鸿        儒        的        耿        直        显        然        戳        到        了        白        展        堂        的        肺        管        子        ,        自        己        就        做        了        这        几        件        破        事        儿        还        得        被        改        变        成        故        事        。        得        亏        杨        鸿        儒        嘴        下        留        德        ,        没        揭        自        己        的        短                                不        然        的        话        ,        自        己        这        个        盗        圣        的        牌        子        还        真        就        臭        大        街        了

    但        是        随        着        杨        鸿        儒        这        个        故        事        ,        老        白        心        里        还        是        有        些        小        担        心                        万        一        客        栈        里        地        大        家        发        现        自        己        是

    盗        圣        ,        然        后        扭        头        把        自        己        送        到        官        府        咋        办

    所        谓        日        有        所        思        夜        有        所        梦        。        老        白        心        绪        不        宁        导        致        晚        上        没        睡        好        ,        在        一        个        阳        光        灿        烂        的        下        午        他        在        老        榆        木        桌        子        上        补        觉        的        时        候        ,        他        做        了        噩        梦        。

    当        他        梦        醒        就        发        现        老        邢        拽        着        自        己        ,        老        邢        问        道                “        你        这        是        怎        么        了                ”

    “        做        了        个        噩        梦                吓        了        一        身        汗                ”        老        白        心        有        余        悸        地        说        道        。

    老        邢        从        门        外        招        呼        进        来        个        人        ,        那        人        揣        着        袖        子        贼        眉        鼠        眼        地        走        进        客        栈        。        老        邢        吩        咐        道                “        仔        细        认        认                是        不

    是        他                ”

    那        人        盯        着        老        白        ,        老        白        的        脸        上        却        写        满        了        心        虚        。

    那        人        看        了        一        会        儿        之        后        摇        头                “        不        是        他        ,        那        人        比        他        稍        微        胖        了        一        点                ”

    老        白        松        了        一        口        气        ,        他        好        信        儿        地        问        道                “        老        邢                你        这        是        抓        谁        啊                ”

    老        邢        轻        描        淡        写        地        道                “        白        玉        汤        啊                这        杨        先        生        还        很        是        开        了        金        口        ,        才        说        完        白        玉        汤        不        久        这        家        伙        竟        然        犯        案        了                ”

    佟        湘        玉        走        过        来        问        道                “        咋                老        白        又        出        来        活        动        了                ”

    老        邢        点        点        头                “        没        错                刚        把        西        街        米        铺        给        偷        了

    ”

    老        白        无        语                “        这        米        铺        有        啥        可        偷        的        啊                ”

    “        一        缸        小        米        ,        两        捆        大        葱        ,        三        桶        豆        油                                还        有        五        十        斤        棒        子        面                ”        老        邢        扳        着        手        指        细        数        道        。

    杨        鸿        儒        乐        呵                “        这        盗        圣        咋        爱        吃        粗        粮        啊                就        不        能        整        点        细        致        的                ”

    老        白        愤        懑        地        看        了        一        眼        杨        鸿        儒        ,        然        后        向        老        邢        问        道                “        那        你        凭        啥        说        是        他        偷        的                ”

    “        人        家        现        场        留        字        条        了                你        看                ”        老        邢        翻        出        来        一        张        破        纸        递        给        老        白        ,        白        展        堂        赶        忙        打        开        纸        条        观        看        。

    老        白        看        了        各        种        唏        嘘

    摇        头        ,        小        郭        也        是        满        脸        嫌        弃                “        哎        呦                这        盗        圣        的        文        化        水        平        也        不        怎        么        高        嘛                ”

    老        白        都        快        愁        哭        了                        自        己        的        风        评        受        到        了        破        坏        啊                都        怪        姓        杨        的        家        伙                闲        的        没        事        讲        什        么        盗        圣                现        在        好        了                什        么        阿        猫        阿        狗        作        案        都        往        自        己        头        上        推

    老        白        气        呼        呼        地        把        纸        条        往        桌        上        一        拍                “        这        根        本        就        不        是        他        写        的        字                ”

    众        人        用        诧        异        的        眼        光        看        着        老        白        ,        老        白        眨        眨        眼        睛                “        我        的        意        思        是                                他        故        意        写        成        这        样        的        。        害        怕        别        人        认        出        他        的        笔

    迹                ”

    老        邢        恍        然                “        哦                                你        分        析        的        很        有        道        理                早        些        年        我        和        他        打        过        交        道                                他        本        人        的        字        是        比        这        漂        亮        多        了                ”

    老        白        懵        逼                        啥                还        有        过        这        事        儿        呢                我        咋        不        知        道        呢

    “        你        在        哪        跟        他        打        过        交        道        啊                ”        白        展        堂        问        道        。

    老        邢        嘿        嘿        一        乐                “        这        你        就        别        管        了                哎                你        们        都        记        住        了                这        个        白        玉        汤        可        不        是        善        茬                ”

    众        人        纷        纷        点        头                “        知        道        知        道        知        道                                ”

    “        你        们        不        知        道                ”        老        邢        严        肃        地        说        道                “        白        玉        汤        除

    了        盗        窃        成        瘾        ,        而        且        还        喜        欢        杀        人                ”

    老        邢        在        说        “        杀        人        ”        俩        字        的        时        候        表        情        格        外        狰        狞        。

    老        白        觉        得        自        己        的        名        声        再        一        次        受        到        了        迫        害        。

    “        杀        人                ”        老        白        无        语                        这        都        哪        来        的        谣        言        啊

    “        他        每        次        杀        人        之        前        ,        都        给        对        方        留        个        纸        条                        今        晚        我        要        取        你        首        级                ”        老        邢        阴        恻        恻        地        说        道        。

    老        白        一        拍        桌        子                “        不        可        能                盗        亦        有        道        ,        他        绝        对        不        可        能        杀        人                ”

    众        人        再        一        次        看        向        白        展        堂                        今        天        的        老        白        很        奇        怪        啊

    难        道        他        也        是

    同        道        中        人                盗        圣        同        好        后        援        会        成        员

    “        人        家        是        盗        圣                盗        啊                人        家        又        不        是        什        么        杀        神                ”        白        展        堂        辩        解        道        。

    老        邢        嗯        嗯        两        句                “        你        说        的        也        很        有        道        理        ,        不        跟        你        们        啰        嗦        了        ,        我        们        到        下        家        去        认        人                ”

    老        白        看        了        一        眼        贼        眉        鼠        眼        那        人        ,        说        了        句        话                “        等        等                你        裤        子        够        肥        的        啊                ”

    老        邢        无        语                “        废        话                走                ”

    老        邢        前        脚        刚        走        ,        后        脚        一        个        背        着        包        袱        的        姑        娘        就        进        来        了        。  ,请牢记:,免费最快更新无防盗无防盗